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Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome - 4

                                                                                                                                   Sunday, May 22, 2005
My theory is, most men are under a misconception that their respective womenfolk look up to them for better part of their lives because of their maturity,smartness and having a balanced head. On the contrary, the only reason women seem to "look up" to men is because of their comparitive shortness in stature.

*burns the lips trying to take the first sip of hot coffee..hmmm..So much for smartness*.

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46 Comments:
  • #by Blogger Somu, at May 23, 2005 2:10 AM

    And for the same reason, do men "Look down" on women ??? Imagine the state of a vertically challenged guy like me... I have to look up to everyone... and everyone looks down on me :o(((((

    And thanks for your feedback... It really feels good to have ppl say nice things !!!!

     

  • #by Blogger Rat, at May 23, 2005 5:02 AM

    completely agree with you. Im 5 ft and i look upto everyone men or women !!!

     

  • #by Blogger J, at May 23, 2005 7:48 AM

    Hmm… that’s a very good post. And I’ll tell u y…
    To start with… men have misconceptions only IF they think. So according to me, they r doing just fine. Maturity, smartness and balanced head? Ahem… I don’t wanna say stuff that goes OTT :-p
    But more importantly, where are all the single smart men? In case u didn’t decode that, it means are you single? ;)

    P.S.: I’m 5’7”

     

  • #by Blogger Debalina, at May 23, 2005 8:26 AM

    Truth hurts...er..burns ?
    ;)

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 23, 2005 11:09 AM

    (somu)

    >>Imagine the state of a vertically challenged guy like me... I have to look up to everyone.."

    Look at this way....you will never be blamed for having misconcpetions.:)One sure way to women's heart..what say!!

    (Rat)
    Quite an interesting name:).
    You know what...you can always create a image of looking upto someone and get your own way. As you said you can never be blamed...you can always say "hey I was just following you"

    (j)
    >>To start with… men have misconceptions only IF they think."

    ahaa..."they think"....that's one part men are not adept yet.There are 2 things, I heard soemwhere

    Men think, but not the right stuff.
    Women just don't think
    and hence the world is the way it is.

    (Debalina)
    >>Truth hurts...er..burns ?
    It burns first and then hurts.:)

     

  • #by Blogger sophie, at May 23, 2005 12:18 PM

    Men think, but not the right stuff.
    Women just don't think
    and hence the world is the way it is.


    this is bad...
    me 5.11...so i many a times look down...sometimes look up...most of my friends r 6 and 6+...so wat say man...

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 23, 2005 12:29 PM

    (sophia)
    >>me 5.11...so i many a times look down...sometimes look up

    Ahaa just a trick to find out your height.:)

    Its the caffine deficieny missy, that I come up with these theories. Check other 3.:)

    Thanks for dropping by.

     

  • #by Blogger Somu, at May 23, 2005 12:52 PM

    But what about the possible misconception that they could have ? That am looking up to them coz of their maturity,smartness and having a balanced head... hmmm !!! Instead of going straight into the heart, wud that not get into their head... lol !!!!

    If being short is a shortcoming, thinking big can make up for it...

    What say ?

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 23, 2005 1:09 PM

    >> But what about the possible misconception that they could have ?

    If you have read my inane theory carefully, the theory is unique for men not vice versa. Women, IMO, have no misconceptions on this, they just believe all men are idiots whether tall or short. They already know what they are getting into, they got no choice.....They are just waiting for public availabiltiy of human cloning, especially men:)

     

  • #by Blogger GratisGab, at May 23, 2005 1:59 PM

    Please! People-who-work-with-gvenum, keep his coffee pot full.

    Hee Hee...!

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 23, 2005 3:49 PM

    (j)>> where are all the single smart men? In case u didn’t decode that, it means are you single? ;)

    I am delighted to know that the only thing you are not sure is my single status not my smartness. Single:) aint that so obvious form my blog.:)

    (gratisgab) >>Please!People-who-work-with-gvenum, keep his coffee pot full.

    I am trying to see if I can anyway intepret ur comments as compliments. If I can't I will just assume:)

     

  • #by Blogger anantha, at May 23, 2005 7:11 PM

    Hmmm... Fair idea. And I thought that gals need not look up to guys these days, what with the 6 inches of solid plastic/leather/wood that seems to extend out of the soles of their shoes/slippers and which they term "heels"!

    Lucky you dude. You seem to get single ladies here who ask you if u are single yourself. And all I get on mine is the much-married-ladies who tell me that my picture posts are funnier than my writing :P

    Baaaahhh.....

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 23, 2005 9:10 PM

    (anTi) I hate heels period. I mean women's.:)
    >>Lucky you dude. You .... than my writing :P ....Baaaahhh.....

    Get the hint dude...they want to check out "your" pictures. Now all these married women might have sisters/cousins..you get the drift:)

    >>You seem to get single ladies here who ask you if u are singleyourself.

    I won't read too much into it. They want smart single men:)

     

  • #by Anonymous alpha, at May 23, 2005 9:15 PM

    *glggles girlishly* *says Awww*
    then wonders if I say I'm 5'9" and I do look down at a lot of women, will I be called dude again?

    Anti, point noted! No more comments from me at least, rest assured...unless you put up more gay pictures..all this cricket talk is not changing my mind about you.

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 23, 2005 9:37 PM

    (alpha) Looks like I will get no respite for my messup:). My theory works only for men:)

    Anti..you need new strategy man. But atleast you have her attention.

     

  • #by Blogger J, at May 24, 2005 2:58 AM

    Hmm... where have all the 'thinking men' gone then??? Everyone i meet asks me to handle the thinking part.

    Anti... here i come! ;)

     

  • #by Blogger Somu, at May 24, 2005 3:55 AM

    J... Is it because u havent been thinking earlier, that ppl believe you could be a storehouse of thoughts now ? ;o))))

     

  • #by Anonymous Anonymous, at May 24, 2005 6:27 AM

    I am short, period, and not only do the guys hate the 4inch monstrosities I wear in my feet, but my much taller women (err...girls) friends too stay away from me for that reasons :)

    Angel (angelicsoul.rediffblogs.com)

     

  • #by Blogger Akruti, at May 24, 2005 7:59 AM

    Whats ur height?? and when did u start having the misconception of being smart??

     

  • #by Blogger Akruti, at May 24, 2005 8:00 AM

    OK,now that it is the 19th comment doen with here goes 20th,now where is my treat??

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 24, 2005 9:53 AM

    >>when did u start having the misconception of being smart??

    Its not a misconception , its an logical assumption.
    J only asked about me being single, though her actaul question has "smart single man".

    So by gvenumsteins theory of assumptions, I assumed I am smart:)

    For making it 20, you will soon recieve a FREE paperback copy "Gvenumsteins theory of assumptions"
    *excluding shipping and handling charges *.

     

  • #by Anonymous Anonymous, at May 24, 2005 10:37 AM

    Dude,u rock:))) u sure are the best,smart,intelligent and whatnot in the world,U r so kind enough to send me ur special gvenumsteins theory of assumptions "sob,sob.... me in flood of tears of happiness.How do i thank u.bhaaaaaaaaaaa

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 24, 2005 10:50 AM

    (anonymous)
    >>How do i thank u.bhaaaaaaaaaaa

    By buying couple of more books:)
    This time S&H charges are included.

     

  • #by Blogger anantha, at May 24, 2005 11:48 AM

    Alpha: Awwww Alpha, I was not talking about you. It's not you who's the anonymous blooger who keeps griping about the lack of pics on my not so anonymous blog! Thats a different one. You are my most famous commentor! Btw, i am hurt that u called it a gay picture :(
    Gvenum: I don't read too much into their comments either. I saw this pic the other day, a cartoon about a rabbit which has a couple of rockets tied around its neck in either end of the same rope and titled - innovative way of ending one's life! The warped mind that is mine thought it was funny!
    Now I am thinking that one of these ladies is looking for a nice pic of mine to "photoshop" into something like that!

     

  • #by Blogger anantha, at May 24, 2005 11:51 AM

    J: I had to give u a separate comment!
    Welcome to my blog. I think Auguste Rodin had me in mind when he sculpted his "Thinking Man"!

     

  • #by Blogger Akruti, at May 24, 2005 12:28 PM

    Anon?? how did that happen? i never did that,now u r smart enough to conspire against me and took away my name.i HURTED,me walking off now,sob,sob...how many times do u make me cry?? mummmmmyyyyyyyy

     

  • #by Anonymous alpha, at May 24, 2005 1:58 PM

    Anti: awww... fine fine..I'm sold. who are these anon aunties? let me tackle them! Tell me when the cricket innings are over.

    j: Anti is just 5'5", stick with gvenum.

    gvenum: send me all the profits you get from the books as my fee for setting you up like this shamelessly since you can't take opportunities as and when they present itself.

     

  • #by Blogger anantha, at May 24, 2005 2:06 PM

    Alpha: Wonder where you got that "estimate" of my height! And one more thing, "Anonymous Aunty? Where did I say that? Looks like you are out to land me in hot water with all my female readers! And are you trying to set me and gvenum up for a round of boxing or extreme wrestling or whatever? Remember, I abhorr violence of any sort. I'd rather play scrabble!

    Gvenum: Peace!

    J: Hey, How ya doing?

     

  • #by Anonymous alpha, at May 24, 2005 2:38 PM

    anti: height. Using vernier calipers, I measured your height with respect to the tulips..did a small calculation regarding depth perception, ran outside and measured some tulips and hence the conclusion. Actually I feel you were wearing heels...but never mind that now.

    We must give gvenum a fair chance here..this being his blog..this being his female reader..and this being gvenum who finds it hard to differenciate females from males. give him some handicap, will ya.

    g h g u d r e

    make 8 words with that. this should keep you busy till i return.

     

  • #by Blogger anantha, at May 24, 2005 4:24 PM

    gvenum: All these snide remarks are gonna come at you regularly, now that you have made the cardinal sin of misrepresenting Alpha

     

  • #by Anonymous alpha, at May 24, 2005 4:58 PM

    Anti: SNIDE? How dare you, esp after I got you in a hot water tub with all your female readers..and I get this?!

    oh well, wondering if you get paid to leave comments...if you do, please pass on my resume too.

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 24, 2005 7:15 PM

    Whoever is paying or gettting paid...it has to go through me. After all its my blog.:)

     

  • #by Blogger Primalsoup, at May 24, 2005 11:39 PM

    That women look up to men given their 'short' stature is a misconception!
    Women do that because men expect them to do that and it sort of lulls them into the false security that they are indeed the superior gender. Looking up at men complete with bambi eyes works like a charm!
    There, I said it! :)

     

  • #by Blogger J, at May 24, 2005 11:54 PM

    I see my name everywhere… Gvenum, u gotcha pay me a royalty now :)

    Somu ~ u’ve been thinking too much havent ya? :-p

    Anti ~ I’m doing gr888, esp after reading some nice comments outere. Lets meet at ur blog shall we? :)

    Alpha ~ Actually anything that’s 5 ft and above is fine with me ;)

     

  • #by Blogger Somu, at May 25, 2005 2:12 AM

    J... Yeah been thinking a lot... esp after the last few comments on my page. :o)

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at May 25, 2005 11:22 AM

    (Primalsoup)
    ahaa!! Soupy is back. When I said look up, I meant literally since most them are relatively short and has to look up to see the man's eye. As I said earlier to somu's comment

    "Women, IMO, have no misconceptions on this, they just believe all men are idiots whether tall or short. They already know what they are getting into, they got no choice." I guess men knew this already, but as you said the "charm" blindfolds the tan-man and everything else.(if they have any)

    (j)
    >>I see my name everywhere… Gvenum, u gotcha pay me a royalty now :)

    Let me get my share first.

    (Anti) You got what you wished for.

     

  • #by Blogger anantha, at May 25, 2005 1:10 PM

    Alpha: (*decides to edit out the funny repartee to the "hot water tub" reference and goes the saccharine route)
    A zillion apologies to the most wonderful lady! Pi must have done a gazillion good deeds in pichle janam to get the status of being ur other half!

    J: Errr... Good! Yup, meet you later! :)

    Gvenum: What did I get?

    Somu: Hi...IR fan?

     

  • #by Blogger Somu, at May 25, 2005 2:07 PM

    Anti, yeps... out and out IR fan !!!

     

  • #by Blogger Paddy, at May 25, 2005 10:04 PM

    I didnt know you came back to write again. Isnt it fun to be back.. 38 comments and counting.Well on your way :) Good Luck!

     

  • #by Blogger J, at May 25, 2005 11:50 PM

    Ok, collet it fast then... i need to go shopping with all that moolah :)

     

  • #by Blogger sanguine, at June 06, 2005 5:55 AM

    jus dropped in to say hi n thanks for droppin by my blog.
    and abt this post. it is true and abt time men except it already. :D
    take care and keep in touch.

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at June 07, 2005 10:49 PM

    (Anti) You got all the attention you thought I had:)

    (Paddy)
    >> I didnt know you came back to write again. Isnt it fun to be back..

    Unfortunately for all the readers, I am back and its upto you to tell me if its fun or not:)

    (j)
    What moolah.....forget the moolah, I ended up loosing my 2 cents and nothing in return.

    (Sanguine)
    Thanks for dropping by. I like people who agree with me:)

     

  • #by Blogger Ratna, at June 09, 2005 11:18 AM

    I did read somewhere that tall men make more salary than others (sorry for not supporting it with reference) I don,t know the correlation between height and the brain size ;)

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at June 09, 2005 1:47 PM

    (Ratna) I bet the salary was offered by a lady above him who is shorter than him.:)
    Men, brain size....hmm....what ever height they are they all have the same size that of a peanut.

     

  • #by Blogger sonal, at June 12, 2005 4:14 AM

    Righto! I am short too and love to wear heels :))) lol so that I can ease out my neck a bit thats tired of looking upto everyone.

    And of maturity smartness and balanced head, is not true in every case. Men too falter and all women are not as smart either. So it's just about individuals! But thats a fantastic post!

     

  • #by Blogger gvenum, at June 15, 2005 12:00 PM

    (sonal)
    >>Men too falter

    Whatch you saying? ...Men always falter, especially around women, else
    they would never be able to experience the magic of "marriagehood":)

     

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