Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome - 4

My theory is, most men are under a misconception that their respective womenfolk look up to them for better part of their lives because of their maturity,smartness and having a balanced head. On the contrary, the only reason women seem to "look up" to men is because of their comparitive shortness in stature.

*burns the lips trying to take the first sip of hot coffee..hmmm..So much for smartness*.

No Good Bro!!

I guess you might have read about the No-Good Bro(NGB) of mine in one of my earlier posts. Well, I don't understand whether this is his style of chatting or he just really hates chatting with me or something to that notion, that he always respond to all my messages(literally) with a inexplicable "Cool". Some chat snipets with him the past week.

Me: Sup!!
NGB: Cool

Me: How is the kiddo?
NGB: Cool

Me: Howz Gayatri?
NGB: Cool

Me: Howz weather out there. Pbbly getting hot.
NGB: Cool

Me go flustered a bit.

Me: Looks like you got nothing to say other than cool
NGB: Cool

*quite irritated yet keeping the wit*

Me: You are an ass, drink like a horse and eat like a pig.
NGB: Cool. But don’t tell that to anyone.

Me: I am depositing your check that you asked me to wait for your nod.
NGB: No Cool, No Cool.
Me: Cool!!!

Now you know why I call him NGB.

Friday Masti

Its not an auspicious day(Friday 13th) to be blogging again but then I did choose a good one last time around and you all know how it went.*That's a nice strategy to get few compliments or a "no no!! Your blog is good"*. Anyway coming to the point of the topic, yes there is always a point in my posts.*did I tell Friday 13th could cause hallucinations on some*.
There I was driving to work very ealry on a beautiful Friday morning.*all Fridays are good and eager to feast on the Friday B'fast omelet special in my cafeteria..and yes that's my motivation* I was listening to ESPN's sport show "Mike and Mike" on radio and the both the hosts were arguing about who the most popular,well known sports figure on the face of the earth.

Here's the list of five they were debating on.

1) Shaquille O'neal or Shaq (Basketball)
2) Tiger Woods (Golf)
3) Michael Schumacher (Formula-1)
4) Lance Armstrong (Cycling)
5) Beckham (Football/Soccer for uninitiated Americans)

One of the criteria was, if each one of the above guys are to be walking down the street anywhere in the world who would be recognized first by the people(includes sports enthusiasts and clan of "don't give a damm about sports" also including beautiful women folk.*I believe all women are beautiful...Its the Friday magic*

One Mike picked Shaq (for his size and familiarity in USA..I guess he needs to know there are countries outside USA) and the other Mike picked Schumaker.(though he ain't popular figure in USA).

Since the readers of my blog could be anywhere in the world *more hallucinations I tell ya* I am wondering what's your first 2 picks are. I would request everyone reading this post would post their opinion even if you like sports or not.

and Yeah I am BACK and now you can get your whips ready.